Our Featured Products

Thunder Wand 3000
Not your grandmother's kitchen appliance... or maybe it is? Multiple vibra- uhh, mixing speeds.

Kurt's Old Glove
Pre-broken in for your pleasure. Perfect for catching... anything. Authentic leather with years of experience.

Shop Vac Ultra
It sucks... in a good way! Powerful suction with multiple attachments. No questions asked return policy.

Shower Head Deluxe
Multiple pulse settings for that perfect shower experience. Water-resistant (obviously). Gets those hard to reach spots.

The Kitchen Dominator
Beat it... beat it good. Multiple speeds, all-metal construction. Comes with safe word.

Industrial Paint Shaker
Shake things up a bit. Professional grade. Warning: May cause uncontrollable excitement.

Massage Ring Pro
For your... fingers. Yeah, that's it. Waterproof, battery-operated, comes with discrete packaging.

Electric Love Brush
Gets into all those hard to reach places. Multiple vibra-clean settings. Waterproof for your protection.